Vlad III Prince of Wallachia, better known as Dracula, the bloodthirsty Devil’s son, was a cruel man who became a legend thanks to Bram Stoker, who refined him and turned him into an exquisite Count. His is a terrible story.
Bram Stoker’s novel Dracula was quite unfair with its source of inspiration, Vlad III Prince of Wallachia. It seems to be true that Vlad murdered more than 100,000 people in a country of half a million inhabitants. He seems to have enjoyed ordering slow executions and tortures such as flaying, maiming, dismembering, nail insertion in human flesh, hot-iron branding, cannibal practices and, a favourite pastime, impaling. Despite this, history has never been able to prove that he ever bit any girl’s neck.
Moreover, we should place things in context: he lived at the end of the Middle Ages in what is nowadays Romania, precisely the triple frontier made up by the Ottoman Empire, Orthodox Europe and Catholic Europe. The rulers of Wallachia knew that, no matter what side they took, there would be pounded on by somebody. Amongst the existing medieval system of political pressure there were decapitation, battering and the pillaging of entire towns. The penal code of the time wasn’t a great source of relief either, for among its dispositions were that wizards were to be burnt at the stake, forgers to be boiled in oil, blasphemers to be hung from a hook by their tongue, and whoever cut a tree down without permission had their entrails taken out and then was tied with them all the while he was forced to run around the tree until he was totally tied to it.
Let’s face it: Vlad was a psychopath, but we have to acknowledge that if we were to compare it to an academic degree, 15th c. Wallachia would be a doctorate.
Vlad’s father, Vlad II, had already lived in such violent times. He was an Order of the Dragon knight, which had been created in order to combat the Turks, and from there he took the surname Dracul [“dragon”]. In an etymological twist, Dracul in Romanian means “the Devil”. The little Vlad, born in Transylvania in 1431, was nicknamed “Draculea”: the Devil’s son.
With he backing of Hungary’s King, daddy Vlad became voivode (that is, Prince of Wallachia) in exchange of his support in the fight against the impious Ottoman Turks. But the Hungarians used to be involved in so many internal wars that they were not capable of helping him to defend his territory. The Turks, on the contrary, were many and were quite well armed and disciplined. As soon as he took the throne, showing an extremely acute practical sense –as well as poor ethics, daddy Vlad decided to switch sides. He offered tribute to the Sultan, he paid homage together with 300 of his noblemen, kissed the border of his mantle and, in order to leave no doubt, handed him his youngest sons, Vlad and Radu, as hostages.
Few brothers have been as different as those two. While Vlad was portly, Radu was a weakling. While Vlad showed since early childhood a courage bordering reckless insanity, Radu had a weak character and was a dilettante. Vlad had thick eyebrows, a full lower lip and nasal cavities large as volcanoes; Radu on the contrary was popular for his handsomeness. But, above all, Vlad was austere and a repressed moralist, Rady was sensuality personified. From puberty he attracted the lust of the Sultan’s heir, Mehmed, and despite resisting it at the beginning, in time he discovered the advantages and comforts that the exchange could bring him.
It seems that Vlad did not adapt to his new environment so well. Truth be told, he didn’t stay that long. In 1446 the Hungarians avenged his father’s treason by beating him to death and stripping him of his right to be buried. His older brother, Mircea, had the opposite punishment: he was buried alive. Literally overnight Vlad went from direct heir to Prince of Wallachia.
Nevertheless, the system of election for a voivode was not based on primogeniture. In fact, it used to depend on an assembly of Slavic nobles called Boyar, who elected him amongst the royal family candidates. The election used to be carried out depending on whatever was most convenient at the time, and Vlad was certainly not convenient. His first government with Turkish support lasted two months before being removed of his post. His successor, Vladislav II, was not hostile towards the Sultan, so Turkey did not care with the change of ruler. Vlad lost the Ottoman support. Disappointed and abandoned once more, the young man wandered around Europe for the following 8 years trying to secure political back up in order to regain a throne he considered rightfully his.
His break would come from the most unexpected sides. A commercial dispute with Hungary would cost Vladislav II his throne. The Hungarian King needed a more obliging candidate to govern Wallachia, and remembered about Vlad. Negotiations started amongst the Hungarians –always ready to forget that they had killed the Dracul family- and the boyars –always ready to reach an agreement as long as it didn’t impact their wallets. We all know that politics has a short-term memory. Not even Vlad himself had conscience issues. In order to get to his longed-for throne he had only two alternatives: become an ally of the Turks, who had already betrayed him, or take sides with his father’s and brother’s assassins. He opted for the latter option.
In 1456, at 25, Vlad entered Wallachia leading a Transylvanian army. It wasn’t too hard for him to take the voivode Vlad as his prisoner and execute him in front of a crowd more eager for violence than to see justice done. Thus Vlad III’s princedom was inaugurated. He would add the nickname Draculea to his Tepes surname (‘the impaler’).
Let’s say I am voivode of Wallachia. On the one hand I am being threatened by a 100,000-man army, on the other, a 70,000-strong army. I cannot count on my boyars, who have come up with a system that limits my power at their will. My farmers are fed up with being exploited and refuse to fight. My ancestors have lasted an average of 3 years, dedicated exclusively to stay in power. I am a penniless political nobody, without an army and without any pull in other states. There is only one thing that can keep me in power: fear. They will not overthrow me as long as they don’t dare to.
Fully conscious of this, Vlad kept a strict order in the administration of violence. Following custom, he organized an Easter feast for any boyar who had any influence in the elections of the principality, around 500 of them. When the party was at its climax he came up with a smart game of questions and answers. The first question was ‘How many voivodes have you seen come and go?’ The nobles were having fun. Several of them answered ‘Six’, ‘Eight’. The oldest ones could remember up until 30. The second question was ‘Don’t you think those are too many?’ At this point the boyars were in stitches. ‘They are more than dishes are on this table, more than the jars of wine one can drink’. They were having a ball. Vlad gave the winning answer: ‘If there have been so many it is due to your infamy and your betrayal’. Some of them cut their laughter short upon hearing him; others started thinking that it was time to go home. But it was too late. The doors of the dining-room were opened and Vlad’s personal guards went in.
The nobles were apprehended effortlessly. They begged for mercy, but nobody was listening to them. They tied their hands behind their back and made them stand with their feet wide apart. They turned them upside down and rubbed their rear exits with oil. Next, executioners inserted sharp sticks which they hammered in until they were 20 inches in. Finally, they planted the sticks on the ground like trees. The end of the stick was round, so that it didn’t pierce internal organs; it was only pushing them sideways as it went in, looking for an exit, while the body descended slowly by its own weight. It took some people 3 days to die.
Impaling had a didactic aspect. It was carried out in busy areas, like squares and roads, as a warning in case anybody should even think of betraying the voivode. The victims were left there for months, their cadavers slowly decomposing.
Vlad distributed the impaled boyars’ properties amongst minor nobles, several monks and many free peasants in order to create a new dominant class loyal to his orders. But we should not infer from this an elitist attitude on his side. Vlad was very democratic in his savageness. His next banquet was for Wallachia’s beggars and panhandlers. This time the questions and answers game was different: ‘Would you like to see yourselves free from poverty and hardship?’ The beggars wanted to. In order to satisfy their wishes, Vlad closed the doors to the room and set them on fire. The poverty issue was solved.
He also offered an effective exit to gypsies. He got 300 together, chose three of them and ordered them to be roasted. Slow fire. To the rest he gave them a choice: they could either eat their friends or join the army. The gypsies formed from then onwards an army of dubious courage.
The problem with evil people is that they always think they are good. Vlad was obsessed with his folks’ virtue, which he promoted with rather drastic measures. If anything made him despair above everything else, it was female infidelity. Women who cheated on their husbands were impaled from their vaginas with hot-iron rods. Their sexual organs and breasts were mutilated, and if their sins were serious, they were skinned before being impaled. Their sons used to generally suffer the same punishment. If they were very young they were impaled incrusted in their mothers’ empty breasts. Vlad knew by his own experience how dangerous in the future a son thirsty for vengeance could be. Infanticide was the most practical way to be on the safe side.
Nevertheless, one cannot accuse Vlad of nepotism. He was willing to impart his peculiar sense of justice even against his beloved ones. Once, upon seeing him depressed and wanting to lift his spirits up, his lover told him she was expecting a child of his. But it was a lie. Vlad made her be checked by midwives. After certifying the false pregnancy he cut her pelvis up in order to look for the supposed baby.
Some biographers, influenced by psychoanalysis, suggest that his unusual display of cruelty was due to the fact that Vlad was impotent and so he used to sublimate his sexual lacking through torture. But he would justify himself saying that his was a legitimate worry for Romanians’ healthy morals. Actually he wouldn’t say anything at all; he would simply order the biographer to be executed. In any case, it has to be said that he was equally cruel towards thieves, whom, apparently, he used to judge as reprobate beings as the poor, women, children and gypsies. Knowing fully well the harshness of his punishments –which included, apart from the famous impaling, the loss of eyes, those who cherished other people’s property did repress their impulses in Wallachia. Vlad was especially proud of the symbol of his authority: the cup to drink from in Tirgoviste Square, which was pure gold and unguarded. But nobody dared to steal it in all his reign. The empire of law and order, they say.
We have only spoken about peace up to now. Afterwards, there was a war. And things got worse.
Apparently Vlad could have saved himself the fight against the mighty Ottoman Empire. But the thing is, the Prince was quite badly mannered. The emissary in charge of collecting the Sultan’s levy showed up at the palace without taking his turban off. Vlad didn’t like that. He said: ‘I’d like in this instance to honour your customs’, and he ordered for him to have his turban nailed to his head. Needless to say, he did not pay the levy.
To top it all, Vlad devoted himself to attack the Turkish fortresses in the Danube. Perhaps he simply decided to advance himself to the invasion which would take place sooner or later. Or perhaps he was fantasizing with the idea of leading Christianity in its crusade against infidels. At least that’s what the letter he sent to the Hungarian Kind in order to convince him to add his troops to the combat seems to indicate: ‘I have killed men and women, old and young, from Oblucitza and Novoselo, where the Danube flows into the sea, up to which is located near Chilia, from the lower Danube up to such places as Samovit and Ghighen. We killed 23,884 Turks and Bulgarians, without counting those whom we burnt in homes, or whose heads of were not cut by our soldiers […]; 1,350 in Novoselo, 6,840 in Dirstor, 343 in Orsova, 840 in Vectrem, 630 in Turticaia, 210 in Marotim, 6,414 in Giurgiu, 343 in Turnu, 410 in Sistov, 1,138 in Nicopolis, 1,460 in Rahova…’ The letter was delivered with two large bags full of ears, noses and heads. But he didn’t manage to convince anybody. Vlad would have to confront Sultan Mehmed on his own, who was so furious that he had decided to lead personally both his elite guard corps, the Janissaries, and his 100,000 men army. One of his soldiers, interestingly, was an old acquaintance of Vlad’s: Radu the Handsome, Vlad’s brother, the one chosen by the Sultan to occupy Wallachia’s throne after their victory.
As his only possible strategy, Vlad, who only had 20,000 men with him, invented guerrilla warfare: he attacked at night and by surprise, plundered the Turkish rearguard, killed any soldier who set himself apart from the troops. He also developed methods to promote the courage of his own soldiers: he gave prizes and medals to those wounded in action; on the other hand, those who presented wounds on their backs, a clear sign of desertion, were impaled. Moreover, he ordered his subjects to use the strategy of scorched earth. Wallachians left their towns and took cover in the mountains with food supplies and livestock. Turkish soldiers were demoralized at not finding anything to pillage.
The sultan continued his advance towards Târgoviste under a scorching sun and without water. The more he advanced the less he understood what he stood to gain in this war. The march lasted seven days. On the last one they found the forest of the impaled: 20,000 corpses strewn in a 2,500 acre area. Men, women, children, covered by ravens and vultures which had built nests in their orifices. After the forest lay the capital, abandoned and empty.
Mehmed left Radu there, a legitimate heir who soon got the support of boyars, fed up with the excesses of the previous voivode and as anxious for peace as the Turks. Vlad escaped to Hungary. His allies had abandoned him, his brother was on Wallachia’s throne and his wife had committed suicide in view of their imminent defeat. His problems did not end there, though. The Hungarians intercepted some letters supposedly written by him offering his allegiance to the Sultan. He went to Buda in order to look for help but he only managed to get himself arrested.
He was imprisoned for 12 years, although it doesn’t seem to have been a particularly bad time for him. It was rather like a house arrest. The King of Hungary used to show him to his guests, like a circus beast known by its legendary cruelty. Who knows whether Vlad was also amused by it. He had other hobbies. He used to hunt mice to impale them. He bought birds in the market only to torment them and afterwards set them free. Once, a bailiff went into his house without warning, while in pursuit of a thief. Vlad killed him, explaining that that was not the way one should enter the house of a Prince. The Hungarian King found it very amusing.
But politics has a short-time memory. Conflicts in Wallachia went on. Radu died either murdered or in combat, we don’t even know exactly. The Turks attacked once again. The Europeans needed the best military general who had fought against them. Once more, Vlad Dracula went back to Wallachia to fight against Mehmed.
There are three versions of what happened next. The first one states the Vlad died in combat; the second one, that his men mistook him for a Turk and killed him; the third, that a hit man cut his throat from behind. In any case, all had reasons to do away with him. Vlad’s survival amongst Wallachians, Turks and Hungarians was utterly impossible. At Mehmed’s request, he was decapitated. They buried his body in Snagov’s Monastery and sent his head, preserved in honey, to the Sultan so that he could exhibit in stuck on a spear. Years later Vlad’s son, the last Dracula, would reign and be murdered like all his ancestors.
An engraving of the time shows Vlad having lunch peacefully next to a forest of impaled men. Opposite him, one of his men is cutting up a corpse. Nevertheless, Vlad is neither eating human flesh nor drinking blood, he’s just having lunch. On the table is bread, maybe a stew. The engraving is part of Vlad’s history, which became the first best seller in the world, before the Bible did. German chronicles speak about him as if he were a monster; Russian ones, despite not sparing the reader a single detail about his cruelty, consider him a fair man who defended his people against foreigners and corrupt noblemen. Even many Romanians consider him a national hero, but one of them seems to have been the dictator Ceausescu, which is not precisely a good reference.
Throughout history those legends, which have a lot of oral tradition and probably are exaggerated, never got mixed with vampire tales –filthy undead lacking glamour, which abounded in Romania. That is, until Bram Stoker comes in. He turned the unpleasant spawn into a refined Central European Count, making him more palatable to the Victorian reader, adding a gloss of sex appeal.
It is unclear how much did really Stoker investigate and how much was the product of his feverish imagination. It is clear, though, that Vlad, the blood-thirsty son of the Devil whose head was torn off and place on a spear, the Prince who fought against three religions and whose soul would wander around rejected in all paradises, would make good material for any kind of fable. But there were things that not even Stoker’s literary talent could foresee. In 1931 a team of archaeologists exhumed Vlad Dracula’s tomb in Snagov’s Monastery. All they could find inside it were animal bones.
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Translated from “El príncipe de las tinieblas” by Santiago Roncagliolo. Published in El País on 21.08.2005. Available in http://www.elpais.com/articulo/portada/principe/tinieblas/elpeputec/20050818elpepspor_3/Tes (last accessed 06.11.2010)


